How To Train Your Bovine

We joke that having been in SL for almost 15 years, there is little we have not tried at least once. One of the things on the ‘Never Have I Ever’ list is farming. We have done a wide variety of breedables, but never a farming system. So when The Funny Farm offered to send us a beta starter set to blog as part of I Pink I Can, we were hesitant at first since it is not something we are familiar with, but decided to give it a go as a new experience.

First impressions upon unpacking was that it looked fairly simple, at least until I tried to birth my calf. There was a minor labor and delivery complication which required a new set of bovines due to a scripting upgrade to the cows. Once that was sorted, proud parents Fred and Serena welcomed a happy healthy baby Noah to our parcel ! We happened to have been watching the latest Handmaids Tale the day of his birth so it seemed only appropriate that they be named as such. So, once he was born, we had to milk Serena and got a partial bottle of milk to feed Noah, easy peasy !

Now there is hay to grow, but, in order to grow the hay you have to fertilize the soil which in case you are unaware of what fertilizer is made of, it requires poo ! Once a day the Bull will provide a Funny Plop of poo to put into your compost bin, then the next day the poo becomes fertilizer. Gross and yet realistic at the same time, minus the smell, thank god !

So once you plant your seeds, you water and tend your little garden patch. All of the actions involve animations which are well made and adorable. They are made in 3 sizes to suit large Adults, Adults and Children size Avi’s. There is a water trough and hay feeder to keep your adult cows fed and hydrated, plus a cistern for water storage.

There is also a badge system, which we have not played with, but from the developers notes I can tell you

” They are a fun thing to do for our Funny Farmers while they wait for new {TFF} items to come out. Badges are not required but our Funny Farmers are earning some exclusive {TFF} items such as collectibles, decorated harvestables etc while completing their badges.

Badges include all kinds of activities like wearing costumes, building items, photography, holiday and celebration days, recipe suggestions, and as more items become available they will expand to crafting and cooking. Our Funny Farmers are invited to join a Realm if they want to earn badges. Each Realm is lead by a couple of our farmers who have completed badges themselves. Each Realm has a different feel but all offer help with badges, farming and give a sense of community.

Once badges are earned by a Funny Farmer they are displayed in shadow boxes of various designs, a nice addition to any farmer’s barn wall! “

You can learn more about The Funny Farm system by visiting The Funny Farm Meet & Greet

Now if you are just starting out in a little back parcel farm, this adorable Garden Shed and picket fence system from The Green Door are just right to get you going until you realize you need 40 acres for all of your fields and cows ! The Crush pose from Be My Mannequin for the Mens Closet event, starting on October 26th ,has Troy trying to figure out what I am reading in this manual.


Be My Mannequin – Crush @ Mens Closet – Oct 26th
The Funny Farm – Beta @ I Pink I Can
The Green Door – Garden Shed
The Green Door – Picket Fence System


Truth Hair – Ginevra with Headband
Cheezu – Quinn Outfit : reborn – FLF B


Legal Insanity – Linus dirty Overall


Chompy Market – Raised Bed Garden Planter
MadPea – Mower Madness – Pink
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Tub Planters
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Stool
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Potting Table RARE
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Hanging Log Tin
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Tool Rack
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set picket Planter
Why Not ? – Dunvegan Rustic Garden Set Water Tap
Why Not ? – Martha’s Garden Set Plant Stand
JIAN – Red Squirrel Feeder Tree
Fundati – Confier
Fundati – Great Grass
DDD – Aged Wooden Walkway

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This Is Us

Anyone who has known us for any length of time, knows that we used to shoot quite a lot of adult content. We were all about the public displays of sex for a number of years, and then Troy happened.

That really sounds bad when I type it that way, but it was truly the very best thing to ever happen, to any of us. We still enjoy a very healthy and happy sex life, we just no longer feel the need to share it with the rest of you. Sorry, not sorry ! That being said, now that our lives have become what they are, you may just see more of Troy than you ever saw on display before. *Rawr*

We used to use our sexuality, as a way to bolster our confidence, and sadly, our self worth as well. Survivors of childhood trauma often times end up one one extreme or the other on the sexual spectrum. There are generally speaking two choices, slut or prude, and it is difficult to find a healthy middle ground.

We are extremely grateful, and thankful, that we have found the safe haven that we have found in our relationship with Troy. We have come a long way and are looking forward to seeing what comes in the future to come.

Something New has released this cute background and 4 single poses for the PosEvent, which is running from August 27th – September 19th. When I saw the background, I had a desire to shoot something with Troy, and so I popped over to the mainstore to find acouples pose. Something New offers so many options from cute to romantic to sexy, but instead of gravitating to the smexy steamy or smushy kissy poses, my eyes went directly to this pose instead. I laughed so much as I purchased it, because it really is US. We are derps, and we own that every day, loudly and proudly. I just knew that this pose was meant to go with this background, tho I did have to make one small adjustment. Sorry Allyson, but we are so not mustard girls, so I had to use the tint feature and change that to ketchup !


Something New – Lil Cafe Prop @ PosEvent
Something New – Sorry Thats My Hotdog @ Mainstore


Blueberry – Bella Skirt – Boho Pack
Blueberry – Bella Bikini – Boho Pack
Blueberry – Solstice – Classic Pack
Maxi Gossamer – Venice Beach Boho
Glorious Insanity – Mesh Nails – Gradient Set #6
Foxy – Feline Hair


L&B – Jett Short Sleeve
L&B – Swear Watchdog Jeans
Legal Insanity – Dakota Bracelets

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